It would be a disaster if Gateshead went down, as they bring so much of note, to the Championship:-
The most sensitive supporters
The least supporters
The most overseas' players
The shortest pitch on Earth (does it meet the legal requirements?)
The most attractive pitch (all the different markings - you can even see some rugby ones if you look closely!)
The most inaudible PA system.............................................
All tongue in cheek, of course - let's lighten up and get back to worrying about relegation!
