Please - it's 88 m. And the ingoals are the same as yours. And, for that matter, most clubs in the league.

So you're complaining that the Owlerton pitch isn't big enough and then suggest somewhere smaller ?



To be fair, I can see you're trying to help but there's already been a lengthy thread on this some six months ago.

Sounds like the toilet facilities are good on the far side and that you can get butties



But I like to get home after the match.

You'd probably need to. You'd have to sell your house to pay for the new stand.

No need to go home, just pop into the Casino for the rest of the week

I'll have a word with the Mrs I'm sure she'll be ok about it