Don't bother he's torn his hamstring in the warm up.

Definitely signed for us then.



Utter cack signing if he ends up here for 3 years

Oh dear.



Nearly got up to watch him but nodded off again.

You couldn't make it up, could you?



Best save him a seat in the West Stand for the next three years.

with a bit of luck, the invisable ink pen was used again.

Your kidding right??

Surely were not signing this guy! its got disaster written all over it!

Nope he pulled out in the warm up.

With a torn hamstring? That's a pretty serious injury. Was it just precautionary?

Yes, they were worried it might put us off and they'd be stuck with him next season

You don't know either, then.

Tommy, it's widely accepted that the bloke has dodgy hamstrings. There's no positive spin to put on this one.

Is the offer conditional on a medical? Hopefully he's not had it yet and we can do a Reardon.