If you were to ever actually open a can of whoop-ass, Pat Richards would jump out.

Pat Richards once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.

On July 19th, 1999, a naked Pat Richards re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 countries and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees.

An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Thats a step too far.



Nobody can touch the Hammer

If you love your girlfriend, she loves Pat Richards





(I suspect this one may hold more truth than most)

If Pat Richards gives you the finger, that's how many seconds you have left to live.

I can confirm this is true (although only after Barrett left).

COMPLETELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep that is sooooo true....but I also think Craig loves Pat Richards in fact if me and Pat was in bed he wouldnt know who to poke first

True story - A friend of mine (female) at the Hull game got a text from her husband, who was watching on Sky, stating that "even he was starting to fancy Pat Richards".



You just can't resist the Paaaaat.

It would be nice to have a choice.

Mr. Motivator doesn't motivate Pat Richards. Pat Richards motivates Mr. Motivator.