Got talking to the people sat next to me at half time because i was there by myself. Told them I am from Stockton on Tees and it turns out they lived 5 minutes away in Yarm (where i grew up) and eaglescliffe. Funny old world.



Anyone else ended up sat next to an old friend or neighbour?



Also there was a guy sat a few rows in front of me who i presume was a wire fan (because of the wire shirt) who must of spent half the match facing the fans thinking he was a cheer leader. I like people trying to get the atmosphere going but surely people go to the match to watch it.

Left my 12 year old at the service station, turned round in total panic at the next junction 5 mins and as cool as a cucumber hes stood there burger in hand. What a bad dad i am, told the dragon it was character building for him.

That is indeed Bad-dad-tastic!

Ha Ha Ha

Glad he was OK.



I was walking back to my seat from the lav at half time and saw a wire fan being chased by some stewards. He wasnt really running it was more of that Peter Kay Dad Run. Would have been perfect if there had of been some Benny Hill music played over it. Don't know what he had done.

I kissed a fat bald man at full time, and I'm not even slightly ashamed!

Nearly wet myself laughing!!





Glad to see the priorities were getting to the match - taking your child is optional !!

thats comedy gold

Hell knows how you managed that, bet you needed a change of undies when it dawned on you that he was missing

No, this was on the way back, if it was on the way there i would of left him.

Social Services will be round to see you in the morning.

PMSL

Only another 92 visits before i start to worry then.