There are so many things rattling round my head that I shouldn't say .

I meet all the Tottenham football team at the Lymm Hotel years ago and got all the autographs.Its when Gazza was playing and Terry Venabells was manager.

Must have been early 90s.



Had a dance with Sara cox at Radio one Love parade in Leeds Roundhay park years ago,to the tune Zombie Nation.

I can't play this game, don't know what he looks like

I think he wears a Wire shirt now and again

Had that Rolf Harris in my car recently. Criticised my braking. Then he did a radio interview with Magic.

look for a big pretty bloke with a sore wrist and big drum

and a funny accent.

The one on fifth avenue that is dark and dingy, whilst assaulting your hearing and sense of smell?

spoke to jim henson in america and also had a conversation with tony wilson outside waterstones in manchester,

seen john barnes in k.f.c ( near the ground ) about 10 year ago.

nearly had a fight with steve collins in calisle town centre,thought i was going to clamp his car in disabled parking.calmed dow when he realised i had a pair of step ladders in me hand and not a clamp,then he was a little embarressed that i didnt recognise him until his mate said he used to be boxing champ,with irish accent i put 2 and2 together.

Sally and Kevin Webster - Cockhedge

Phil Oakey - Trafford

Kerry Katona - Manc Road (Atomic Kitten Days)

Mario and Lisa - Sainsburys

My mate won a pepsi competion,the prize was to spend a weekend.With the Barca team in Spain.He spent all weekend getting taught how to play football by Messi,Heney et etc .