Use the (not so quite) Darts tune, take out the "Southstanders" and replace it with Ben Jones-Bish-op



Dont want Depeche Mode thanks. I aren't a pie.

How about " there's only one (insert players name here). That usually suffices!

I all ready cracked the Hauraki song when he first signed. Posted it in the song for Hauraki thread!



Tu-ri-yai by dexies



Hoo rar Hoo rar Hoo rar ki



Hoo rar Hoo rar Hoo rar Hoo rar ki eeeee

There is a Weller song... It's not very good but its out there

Not The Jam or Style Council?

To the tune of 'Hard Day's Night' by The Beatles:



His name is Har-da-ker, and he's been working like a dog

His name is Har-da-ker, and he's in for the long slog.

But when he's close to your line, you know he's in for a try, which makes us feeeeel alllllright.















Or something like that......

I was not happy when I heard the "just can't get enough" chant. It's awful and embarrassing at Wigan, even more embarrassing when attempted by St Helens, and what's worse is that it was started by Celtic.



It'll no doubt stick though thanks the simpletons who stand near the band!

I quite like a bit of just cant get enough, it contains no unneccesary swearing and is better than the band playing "when the saints" at a speed that indicates their batteries are running down or just playing to itself

A bit of dead or alive for Hauraki



*You spin me right round, baby

right round like a turnstyle, baby

Right round round round

You spin me right round, baby

Right round like a turnstyle, baby

Right round round round

Theres only one zack hardaker.



Theres only one weller huraki



theres only jones bishop.



There done.

That's all the band ever does! Even if somebody did think of an original or witty song (Danny McGuire to the tune of "Sex on Fire" for example) they'd get shot down by the band playing "there's only one...insert name here"

It's easy and simple and serves it's purpose.

In town after the semi final you couldnt stop singing it in Walkabout

How old are you lot? 10?